Then Joseph felt his balls move inside himself, leaving his crotch smooth (compared to a man, that is) and feminine. (Note: that's how it worked for Jon.)
"Hey, are you okay?" asked Joseph's friend. It wasn't clear whether he was asking Joseph, or the girl, who seemed to have fainted.
"I'm not okay!" yelled Joseph. "This whole thing is completely crazy! Impossible! It's like kissing a frog and it turning into a princess, except that it isn't a frog, it's my dick!"
"That's supposed to be a prince," said Joseph's friend. "Not a princess."
"Could have fooled me! My dick just became a woman!"
"So you mean there was a girl who was cursed a long time ago to turn into a dick until the right way was found to change her back?"
"Yeah, I suppose."
"That's silly. You had your dick all along, it didn't suddenly appear one day... did it?"
"No!" yelled Joseph.
"And besides, the girl looks like you, so she was part of your body, right?"
"Uh, yeah?"
"It must mean something, but I don't know what."
Jon, of course, would have known what it meant, except he was in a different part of the locker room. But when he heard the fuss, he went over to see what was happening and was shocked to see a naked girl there who resembled a female version of Joseph. And Joseph himself, no longer masculine. Then he did remember the gun... and needless to say, realized he had dropped it somewhere. Someone must have used it on Joseph's penis. What would the gun do on a normal penis, anyway? What would the girl be like?
"Uhh, Joseph?" said Jon.
"Yeah, what? Pinch me and tell me I'm awake."
Jon pinched Joseph, who didn't yell, but winced at the feeling.
"I'm awake... I think..."
"Tell me what happened," said Jon. "This has got to be some story." Maybe later he should wish things to be better, but in the meantime he had to pretend he didn't know what was going on. Explaining things would probably not be good, if only because he didn't want everyone to know he had a magic rock and made the gun to fix a bad wish.
"I, well, I found this tiny toy gun, and I dropped it here and my friend picked it up and shot it at my penis..."
"Wait a minute," said Jon. "He shot a gun at your penis?"
"Right," said his friend. "I did... but it looked harmless! It was only a few inches long! The gun, I mean. I swear! I figured it was some gag thing or something, how was I to know it was real magic straight out of Harry Potter?"
"And..."
"My dick turned into a girl," said Joseph."
"Wait a minute," said Jon. "Your penis turned. Into a girl. That naked girl over there. In the boy's locker room."
"Exactly! I can prove it, I can try it on someone else... but I don't think anyone would want me to."
"I'm just trying to see if I got the story straight. I don't know who could be fooled by it..."
"I'm not kidding!" exclaimed Joseph. "Look, I don't have my dick any more! It left behind a pussy! How could I fake something like that?"
"Okay," said Jon. "I admit that looks strange but there has to be some explanation. And we have to do something about the naked girl in here. We could get into a lot of trouble." He reached into his pocket, touched the stone, and said "I wish that girl could fit into those girls' clothes the cleaning people found and accidentally dropped behind the toilet."
"What clothes behind the toilet?" asked Joseph.
"You mean you didn't notice them?" said Jon.
Joseph's friend went off to check... and he returned with them as the girl began to wake. "I didn't notice them either, but here they are... Say, if the girl came from your penis and she wears these, does that make the clothes a condom?"
