Julie, you are retarded

Being the flirty type of girl she was, Julie run up and tackled me to the ground, knocking the stone from my hand. Although she was doing all of this in a light-hearted manner, I couldn't help be feel a bit turned on by the whole thing.
"Haha, the lucky charms rock is mine!" She reached out and picked the rock up. "Ooo, its magically delicious!" She joked.
"Seriously, Julie, it works." I said, hoping the seriousness of my voice came across.
"Oh, I'm sure it does." She smiled at me. I she didn't think I was serious. Meanwhile, Chad just sat in his chair smirking at the whole thing. "Well, I think the best thing to do would be to let the stone have a say." She comically held the stone over her hand and kneeled down on one knee. "Oh powerful stone, I wish..." I started to reach for the rock, "...I wish you had a mind of your own!" The room filled with a white hot light...